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What if Tom Cruise had his way with movie scripts.

The Last Samurai (spoiler alert)

The Scene
Captain Nathan Algren (Tom Cruise) gives the Japanese Emperor the sword of Lord
Katsumoto (Ken Watanabe) who was killed in battle.

Actual Dialog

THE EMPEROR
The Samurai is gone. The spirit of samurai lives forever.
Tell me how he died.

ALGREN
I will tell you how he lived.

Tom's preferred dialog

THE EMPEROR
The Samurai is gone. The spirit of samurai lives forever.
Tell me how he died.

ALGREN
Fuck Katsumoto, I will tell you how L. Ron Hubbard lived.

Director: CUT!!!

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