Friday, July 29, 2005


Directing Traffic

Traffic wardens take note: This is how NOT to direct traffic.

This is the correct way.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005


No Fashion Sense

The son of Equatorial Guinea's president has a reputation for spending millions on luxuries in Paris.

No matter how much he spends on clothes, Singaporeans will always think he is hopelessly out of fashion.

Here is the reason why:

The Times
July 21, 2005

President's playboy son splashes out £1m in luxury car spree
By Xan Rice

MOST of his country’s citizens survive on less than 60p a day, but that has not stopped the son of the President of Equatorial Guinea from spending nearly £1 million on three luxury cars during a remarkable shopping spree in South Africa.

Teodorin Nguema Obiang, the Minister of Forestry, Environment and Housing in his father’s Government, bought a black Bentley Arnage and a cream Bentley Mulliner worth £600,000 last weekend. He then added a white six-litre Lamborghini Murcielago worth £275,000 to his fleet, according to The Star newspaper.

Oil was discovered in Equatorial Guinea a decade ago and the country, a former Spanish colony, now has Africa’s fastest-growing economy. The boom inspired a failed coup attempt last year led by Simon Mann, a former SAS officer, and partly financed, unwittingly, by Sir Mark Thatcher.

Mr Obiang, 34, is renowned for his playboy lifestyle. A regular on the international party circuit, he owns a hip-hop record label in the United States and the only private radio station in Equatorial Guinea.

He is believed to own homes in London, Paris and Los Angeles, and to have two Cape Town mansions, each costing more than £2 million.

For his latest trip to Cape Town, Mr Obiang stayed in a £700-a-night suite at the Mount Nelson Hotel, and ran up a £1,300 bill on champagne for his entourage at the bar on Friday night. His new vehicles were outside. Staff said that they belonged to an “African prince”.

The Equatorial Guinean embassy in Pretoria would not comment on the visit, calling it “private business”.

Between 2001 and 2004, the GDP of Equatorial Guinea more than doubled, to $4.5 billion (£2.6 billion), but most people remain desperately poor.

American and European oil companies have ignored the Government’s appalling record on human rights.

Hundreds of millions of dollars have allegedly been siphoned off by President Obiang’s family, which includes more than a dozen government ministers who dominate the country’s security apparatus.

The US Senate is continuing its investigation into payments of $700 million of oil revenue into bank accounts under the President’s control.

Teodorin Obiang is known to have made millions of dollars from ownership of a timber company.

Despite his unpredictable nature — he is rumoured to have fired a shot during a recent argument with his ailing father, who has prostate cancer — he is the favourite to become the country’s next leader.

But he faces a bitter struggle with his brother, Gabriel Mbegha Nguema Lima, who is the Oil Minister, and his uncle, General Armengol Ondo Nguema, who is the National Security Adviser.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005


Real Madrid Love Triangle

Seems like Ronaldo (second from right) has the hots for Japanese model Ari Ota.

Kimono Party Girl Miss Ota, on the other hand, is holding some white guy.

This photo was taken at a press conference to promote Real Madrid's official film, 'Real The Movie,' in Tokyo Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Sunday, July 24, 2005


Buying Milk

Would you buy milk from this shop ?

Saturday, July 23, 2005


Circumcision Joke

The circumcision failed due to unforeskin circumstances.

Hmmm, the wonder what they do with all those discarded foreskins.


Virgin Urinals


Back in March 2004 Virgin Airlines had planned to install these bright red urinals shaped like a woman's lips in its Upper-Class lounge in JFK Airport, New York. I wonder why they chose this design. Was it some kind of subliminal advertising ? The message being: "As long as you go strictly oral, you always remain Virgin." Singapore Airlines has the slogan "A Great Way to Fly". Now meet "A Great Way to Unzip a Fly".

The airline seems to really indulge their male pilots. After getting some oral stimulation by these urinals they get to enter the cockpit. Talk about full service.

A British aristocrat used to boast that he would regularly abuse these urinals. Janitors though could not find any evidence of this. Turns out that this gentleman is a low-sperm Count.

I don't think it is a good idea to install these urinals in public buildings as they have a tendency to attract jerks and seamen. It would be appropriate, however, to install them in the attached toilet of a man's masturbate room master bedroom.

Friday, July 22, 2005


Sore Stomachs in Balasore

Police in the Indian city of Balasore punished the male viewers of a porn movie by making them do sit-ups in public. The police chief, Mr. Sanjeev Panda, probably wanted to public to sit up and notice this.

Why punish the stomach when the guilty parties are the eyes, hands and cock ? Should'nt they have been ordered to milk cows ? This way they would still be using their hands to produce a white liquid. Only this time it brings benefits to the public.

Get your trousers up and give me ten
DeHavilland Information Services
18 July 2005

Randy cinemagoers in India were given a punishment of public humiliation after being caught with their pants down watching a porn movie.

The 200 or so culprits, some of whom were teenagers younger than 17, were forced to do ten sit ups outside the cinema, some in front of their parents, reports the Hindustan Times.

They also had to vow never to watch a pornographic film again, an activity that is outlawed in India.

Sanjeev Panda, police chief in the Balasore district, said: "Earlier we acted against the [cinema] hall owners and their staff but it failed to effectively check screening of obscene movies, so we decided to crack down on the audience."

Wednesday, July 20, 2005


Interracial Dating

When it comes to interracial dating, white women are known to say "Once you go black, you never go back". Caution: Nudity, NSFW Pic

Chinese character for "black". Elongated, naturally......

Tuesday, July 19, 2005


Last Word on the NKF Saga

Wanted: Mr. Peanut


SPG's Apartment Search

As the Sarong Party Girl will be starting her studies in NTU soon, she is now looking for an apartment to rant rent.

She clearly states that she is not interested in an HDB flat. We seem to see a pattern here. She is Chinese, but is not interested in Chinese men. Now we learn that she won't live in a flat even though she herself is flat.

SPG boasts to her prospective landlords that she is neat and does her dishes before going to bed. I beg to differ. When it somes to toilet hygiene there is clear evidence that she knows squat.

As for her active sex life, she promises to tape her mouth shut after 11 pm to ensure a quiet night for the neighbours. If you are an angmoh guy looking to hook up with SPG to enjoy oral services at midnight, this will probably be a big blow.

Monday, July 18, 2005


Snakes in Melaka

Came across this photo with an enigmatic caption: Photo.

I wonder if the one with the "white big snake" is wearing underwear similar to this.

Double meanings aside, this Singapore-based blogger takes beautiful photos.

Saturday, July 16, 2005


Drinks like a Fish

This guy obviously had too much to drink at Post Bar in Fullerton Hotel. He was forced to rush outside to vomit.


No Gas Found in Northern Singapore

SCDF spokesman Mr. Ken Tut announced that no gas was observed in the northern part of Singapore. This may prompt you to gas guess whether SCDF stands for Singaporeans Carefully Detecting Farts. Actually they were looking for more dangerous gases. Even SCDF's Hazardous Materials (HAZMAT) specialists were deployed. I wonder if the HAZMAT team has at least one Malay member, as the name suggests.

News article:

SCDF says no detection of gas in northern Singapore
Channelnews Asia
Saturday July 16, 10:17 PM

SINGAPORE : The smell of gas was reported in the northern part of Singapore between 5pm and 5.45pm on Friday.

Members of the public called the Singapore Civil Defence Force about the smell in Sembawang Crescent, Lagos Circle, Marsiling Drive and Woodlands Sector 1.

SCDF immediately deployed six emergency appliances and 25 personnel, including SCDF's Hazardous Materials (HAZMAT) Specialists.

However, investigations and on-site monitoring did not detect the presence of gas, and SCDF terminated its operation shortly after 8pm. - CNA/de


Harry Potter Castaway

If Harry Potter ever crashes his Nimbus 2000 flying broomstick over the Pacific ocean and washes ashore on some remote uninhabited island ala Tom Hanks in Cast Away, this is what he will turn into.

Friday, July 15, 2005


When Harry Met Filly

Having sex with a partner that is hoarse can be unpleasant due to the rough moans. But there is something worse than that. It is having sex with a partner that's a horse. A Seattle man actually died while doing this. Poor bastard. Was he sheepless in Seattle? What man would stoop so low (okay maybe not too low) to fuck a horse?
There is really no excuse for this kind of behaviour even if his wife or girlfriend betrayed him in this manner. Talk about a horse-style hostile takeover.

I hope that our Singapore taxi drivers do their sex in Geylang and horse-betting in Kranji and never mix up the two. If a taxi-driver is spotted in Geylang writing down the Thai fish-tank prostitutes' numbers on a betting slip, one shudders to think what he does at the Turf Club.

Here is the report from Seattle Times followed by some sound clips.

Enumclaw-area animal-sex case investigated

By Jennifer Sullivan
Seattle Times staff reporter
Friday July 15, 2005

King County sheriff's detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on the property.

Investigators first learned of the farm after the man died at Enumclaw Community Hospital July 2. The county Medical Examiner's Office ruled that the death was accidental and the result of having sex with a horse.

A surveillance camera picked up the license plate of the car that dropped the man off at the hospital, which led detectives to the farm and other people involved, said sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart.

Deputies don't believe a crime occurred because bestiality is not illegal in Washington state and the horse was uninjured, said Urquhart.

But because investigators found chickens, goats and sheep on the property, they are looking into whether animal cruelty — which is a crime — was committed by having sex with these smaller, weaker animals, he said.

The farm was talked about in Internet chat rooms as a destination for people looking to have sex with livestock, he said.

"A significant number of people, we believe, have likely visited this farm," said Urquhart.

The Humane Society of the United States intends to use the case during the next state legislative session as an example of why sex with animals should be outlawed in Washington, said Bob Reder, a Humane Society regional director in Seattle.

"This and a few other cases that we have will allow us a platform to talk about sex abuse of animals," Reder said.

Thirty-three states ban sex with animals, he said.

Susan Michaels, co-founder of local animal-rights organization Pasado's Safe Haven, said she has been fighting to have bestiality made illegal. "It's animal cruelty behind closed doors," Michaels said.

End of article.

Following is fiction:
Police recovered a hidden tape recorder from the site and released these 2 sound clips of the horse.

At the beginning of the act: Clip1 (Curiosity)
When the horse finally realizes whats going on: Clip2 (Shock)

The title of this blog entry "When Harry Met Filly" plays on the movie "When Harry Met Sally". A filly is a young female horse.


Google Thinks Xia Xue is Crazy

When I searched for "xiaxue" on Google I got the response "Did you mean: xiaoxue".

Some people may think she is crazy but Google ?

Click image for details:

Thursday, July 14, 2005



I wonder who will be tapped as the next NKF CEO.

Would they consider him ?


Time to Pack Up and Go(h)

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Excerpt from the Financial Times July 14, 2005 1:33 am

Public attention has also focused on Mrs Goh, the senior minister's wife, after she defended Mr Durai's salary.

“For a person who runs a million-dollar charitable organisation, S$600,000 is peanuts as [NKF] has a few hundred millions in reserves,” she said.

Excerpt from the Business Times July 14, 2005 6:41 pm

National Kidney Foundation's (NKF) chief executive TT Durai and the NKF board have resigned.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005


Davinder Singh's Smileys

I wonder if the great lawyer Davinder Singh uses these smileys to express himself on the Internet.

Won another case

Lost a case (rarely used)

Tuesday, July 12, 2005


TT Durai Vs. TT Durex

Comparing TT Durai with TT Durex
TT Durai TT Durex
is sue-happy makes Sue happy (when ribbed)
works closely with Dick (Richard Yong, NKF Chairman) works very closely with dick
sued Susan Long screwed Susan long
lacks transparency is transparent
forced into early withdrawal prevents early withdrawal
is used to stretching the truth Truth is, it is used to stretching
condemns critics critical condom
tipped to have fluid reserves has a reservoir tip for fluids
likely to have a high disposable income highly likely to be disposed after Ian comes

For a more serious comparision related to this issue, read TalkNoAction's entry titled "NKF vs PAP Regime" in Sammyboy Forum.

Monday, July 11, 2005


LHL and wife go to Taiwan (Joke)

A Joke:

LHL and his wife were visiting Taiwan for a short holiday. After checking in, LHL decided to leave his wife inside the room and head for the hotel lobby to check out the local goods on offer. He spotted one fine looking thing and promptly approached her.

The following conversation ensued:
(Note: translated into English)

LHL: Hi, how much for a short time ?
Taiwanese Girl: US$300
LHL: Wow! Too high, can you go lower?
TG: Okay, $250
LHL: No, No, No, still too high. Lower can?
TG: I won't go lower than $150
LHL: No, it's still too high. Okay, thanks anyway.

LHL heads back to his room in disappointment.

The next day, LHL and his wife were checking out of the hotel.
The same Taiwanese lady happened to be there at the lobby.
Upon seeing the couple, she goes up to LHL and says,

"See, this is what you get for five dollars"

Sunday, July 10, 2005


William Hung and SPG

Twins separated at birth ?


Heady Stuff from Japan

Porn movies usually feature girls giving head. In this particular movie from Japan, they have girls showing head instead, in public no less.

This video has three different girls getting fucked in a parked vehicle with their heads sticking out.

In the following pic, the girl's head can be seen on the right and a curious guy on the left. There is even a clueless policeman at the centre.


This girl is obviously being doggy-styled.
Or she may be constipated.

This is not the first time oriental people have had their heads sticking out in public. In Ancient China they used this as a form of punishment. The device used is called a cangue. Much less pleasureable than what the Japanese girls experienced.

Video cover. (NSFW)
Video page (NSFW) containing description in Japanese and other pictures.


Bollywood in Singapore in September

Hrithik Roshan

Priyanka Chopra (Miss World 2000)

Singapore sling
Express News Service

Mumbai, July 8: Come September and Hrithik Roshan will be shifting bag and baggage to Singapore. Giving him company will be Priyanka Chopra, Rekha and Naseeruddin Shah. Krrish, the much awaited sequel to Koi...Mil Gaya begins an extensive, two month shooting schedule in the Lion City. Singapore Tourism Board has also signed a MoU with dad Rakesh Roshan’s company Filmkraft. Sporting a brown corduroy jacket and his by now characteristic long hair, Hrithik appeared gung-ho. ‘‘If there’s any other place in this world I can call home, it’s Singapore. So you can say I’m just shifting homes for 60 days.’’ Incidentally, Chopra plays a Singapore-based journalist in Krrish.

Saturday, July 09, 2005


Pray for him

This singer used to be in a band. Later he went solo. But nobody imagined he would go so low. Talk about preying on our sympathies. News article follows:


In London, uninjured singer seeks prayers
Fri Jul 8, 2005 11:24 AM ET

NEW YORK (Reuters) - London was the scene of carnage on Thursday after a series of deadly blasts but American R&B crooner Omarion, who suffered no injury or inconvenience, wants people to pray for him.

"Omarion was in London during the tragic bombings that struck this morning," a statement by the singer's publicist AR PR Marketing, released hours after the bombings, said.

Making no mention of the fatalities or casualties of the blasts, the singer's statement concluded, "He would like his fans to pray that he has a safe trip and a safe return home. He appreciates your support."

He was in London for Saturday's Live 8 show, his publicist Shana Gilmore told Reuters from Los Angeles. Asked why anyone should pray for him, Gilmore said, "He wasn't hurt or anything, but just the fact that he was there and all that."

Omarion was the teenaged lead singer of the chart-topping band B2K before going solo. The 20-year-old's first solo album "O" debuted at No. 1 of Billboard charts earlier this year.

Wednesday, July 06, 2005


Perils of Photo Blogging

If you decide to photo-blog your activities, especially criminal ones, don't give up at the wrong time and the wrong place. You will have a flickr-ing career.

Brilliant...just brilliant...
Tue Jul 5, 2005 9:41 AM ET

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German thief effectively signed his own arrest warrant after photographing himself at the scene of a crime and accidentally leaving the pictures for police to discover.

Police in the northern town of Neumuenster said the youth stole a digital camera during a break-in in nearby Rendsburg and took the photos before discarding the device nearby.

"We don't know if it was down to a series of unfortunate events or whether the thief couldn't get to grips with the technology," police said in a statement Monday.

Officers found photos which could only have been taken by the perpetrator, including pictures of the 17-year-old, whom they recognized from previous offences.

"The evidence was fairly compelling so he had to admit it," said police spokesman Soenke Hinrichs.

Sunday, July 03, 2005


Madonna and Ethiopian Girl

Madonna appeared with former famine victim Birhan Woldu at the Live 8 concert in Hyde Park in London.

Madonna also showed the fans how thin Ms. Woldu used to be during the height of the famine.

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