Saturday, July 16, 2005


No Gas Found in Northern Singapore

SCDF spokesman Mr. Ken Tut announced that no gas was observed in the northern part of Singapore. This may prompt you to gas guess whether SCDF stands for Singaporeans Carefully Detecting Farts. Actually they were looking for more dangerous gases. Even SCDF's Hazardous Materials (HAZMAT) specialists were deployed. I wonder if the HAZMAT team has at least one Malay member, as the name suggests.

News article:

SCDF says no detection of gas in northern Singapore
Channelnews Asia
Saturday July 16, 10:17 PM

SINGAPORE : The smell of gas was reported in the northern part of Singapore between 5pm and 5.45pm on Friday.

Members of the public called the Singapore Civil Defence Force about the smell in Sembawang Crescent, Lagos Circle, Marsiling Drive and Woodlands Sector 1.

SCDF immediately deployed six emergency appliances and 25 personnel, including SCDF's Hazardous Materials (HAZMAT) Specialists.

However, investigations and on-site monitoring did not detect the presence of gas, and SCDF terminated its operation shortly after 8pm. - CNA/de

"Singaporeans Carefully Detecting Farts"


*fell off chair, gave off a little fart*
There ARE malay Personnel in the HAZMAT Team...well..
u should ask if there is at least 1 chinese in it..
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