Monday, August 28, 2006
Zoe Tay Interview
S.W. Low of the Staid Times interviews Zoe Tay after the launch of the 'I Swallow' Imedeen skin tablets ad.
S.W. : So Zoe, do you really swallow ?
Zoe: Of course I do. That's the only way to take those pills.
S.W. : Did Phillip, your fighter pilot husband, have anything to say about this ad?
Zoe: He did express some concerns but I reassured him that people would think about pills and not other things when they see my ad. I think he found that hard to swallow.
S.W. : Is there anything you won't swallow ?
Zoe: Yes, my pride.
S.W. : (Mumbles) That explains that awards show fiasco with Fann and Christopher.
Zoe: What ???
S.W. : Nothing, nothing. I heard you love dogs. Is there a breed you don't like ?
Zoe: I don't fancy Spitz so much.
S.W. : So have you had any new offers to do ads ?
Zoe: Listerine wants me to do an 'I gargle' ad and a toy company wants me to do an 'I blow bubbles' ad. I also got a wierd offer. A special kind of bank asked me if I would like to do a "Sometimes I don't swallow but keep and donate" ad. They said it was a 'pilot' project. They want to increase their deposits from pilots. They were only interested in making an oral agreement with me.
S.W. : What do you think about your career prospects now ?
Zoe: I am very excited about my prospects. I think I will soon become the most popular star in Singapore, just like the good old days.
S.W.: You should not get too confident. There is a saying in the West, "One swallow does not make a summer".
Zoe: Huh? Singapore where got summer ?
S.W.: Never mind. Let's change topic. Singapore men must be wondering what your sex life is like since giving birth. Care to tell us ?
Zoe: You won't believe this but Phillip and I have become more adventurous.
S.W.: Wow, care to elaborate ?
Zoe: Let's just say that Philip, my fighter pilot husband, has access to 3 cock-pits when in bed with me.
S.W. : Last question. What advice do you give your fighter pilot husband so that he comes home safe ?
Zoe: I tell him "At home you can ejaculate in my cock-pits, but at work don't be late to eject from your cockpit.
S.W. : So Zoe, do you really swallow ?
Zoe: Of course I do. That's the only way to take those pills.
S.W. : Did Phillip, your fighter pilot husband, have anything to say about this ad?
Zoe: He did express some concerns but I reassured him that people would think about pills and not other things when they see my ad. I think he found that hard to swallow.
S.W. : Is there anything you won't swallow ?
Zoe: Yes, my pride.
S.W. : (Mumbles) That explains that awards show fiasco with Fann and Christopher.
Zoe: What ???
S.W. : Nothing, nothing. I heard you love dogs. Is there a breed you don't like ?
Zoe: I don't fancy Spitz so much.
S.W. : So have you had any new offers to do ads ?
Zoe: Listerine wants me to do an 'I gargle' ad and a toy company wants me to do an 'I blow bubbles' ad. I also got a wierd offer. A special kind of bank asked me if I would like to do a "Sometimes I don't swallow but keep and donate" ad. They said it was a 'pilot' project. They want to increase their deposits from pilots. They were only interested in making an oral agreement with me.
S.W. : What do you think about your career prospects now ?
Zoe: I am very excited about my prospects. I think I will soon become the most popular star in Singapore, just like the good old days.
S.W.: You should not get too confident. There is a saying in the West, "One swallow does not make a summer".
Zoe: Huh? Singapore where got summer ?
S.W.: Never mind. Let's change topic. Singapore men must be wondering what your sex life is like since giving birth. Care to tell us ?
Zoe: You won't believe this but Phillip and I have become more adventurous.
S.W.: Wow, care to elaborate ?
Zoe: Let's just say that Philip, my fighter pilot husband, has access to 3 cock-pits when in bed with me.
S.W. : Last question. What advice do you give your fighter pilot husband so that he comes home safe ?
Zoe: I tell him "At home you can ejaculate in my cock-pits, but at work don't be late to eject from your cockpit.
